1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
Uh... Uhhhhh. "Pronunciation guide before moving onto the next one". Yeah. Crazy.
2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
Why? Huh? What am I supposed to put here?
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Oh, some guy. It was a quiz show... I rang in and had the right answer but didn't get through... (Someone stole my answer later... damn them.)
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
Nearly 2pm. Oh. 1:35pm. Maybe I have more time than I thought.
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
Well, I just said. -w-;
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Nothing, just music.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I was coming home, it was a few hours ago.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Bananamoon's DA page. Awsome.
9. What are you wearing?
Work uniform. I leave at 10 minutes to 4 so I can get there in time.
10. Did you dream last night?
Yeah. So many things happened I totally forgot what they are.
11. When did you last laugh?
I can't remember. Last night though.
12. What are on the walls you are in?
Well, brick ones maybe. It helps to have a house made of brick.
You don't get wolves blowing it down.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Uh. Um. Myself in the mirror.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
Incredibly, incredibly stupid.²
15. What is the last film you saw?
Oh, god... what WAS the last film I saw...
I think it was rush hour 3. Seemed kinda short.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I'd buy... Actually, I wouldn't buy anything right away. I'd remain living as I am. I'm perfectly happy as I am, thank you.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I like to eat beetroot and drink the vinegar it comes in.
... scrump off. I like it.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would... I'd give us all incredible knowledge so we can further advance ourselves through science.
19. Do you like to dance?
I don't dance so... No...
20. George Bush:
Is a Twat.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Uh... I guess Sophie's a nice name.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
A mistake. I don't want kids.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Already planning to.
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
I don't believe in god, but... I'd like him to jump around screaming "OWNED" and laughing at me. And why the hell do the gates have to be 'pearly'? Pearls are for noobs.
25.Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal:
I really can't be arsed.
A member of Red club.
A member of photocritique.
